The Sizeite Dominion

"Coulson and Cooper, I do hereby give you the power of the size, the right to rule over the kingdom of size here, spread the size, spreat it like massage oil all over my swedish body, then massage my size with my free healthcare" - Hilding the Immeasurable, "First Lessons"

The Sizeite Dominion (also known as "Sizedom"), was a theocratic empire ruled by the Sizeite Brotherhood during the Third and Fourth Ages. Founded by Brothers Coulson, Cooper and Owen, the three "Keepers of Size," the Sizeite Dominion claimed its legitimacy from the decrees of Hilding the Immeasurable. After an initial period of growth and expansion, Sizedom struggled in a brutal war against its former protectorate Saxedom for the second half of the Third Age. The 69/420 Compromise, however, ended this conflict and nearly doubled the empire's size (territorially and otherwise). The early Fourth Age is widely regarded as Sizedom's "Golden Age," and during this time the Dominion enjoyed widespread economic prosperity, military superiority over its rivals, a vast network of powerful allies and client states (such as the African Bubacites and American Trumpites), and a period of cultural renaissance. The coming of the Anti-Size, however, decisively ended this period of prosperity, and religious tensions fractured Sizedom during the Sizeite Civil War. This fratricidal conflict divided the Brotherhood, which resulted in the complete collapse of the Sizeite Dominion and the end of the Fourth Age.