Andrew Mah

Andrew Mah
"If life was a sport, you'd be cut from the team."~Andrew Mah

History
Andrew Mah (previously known as "Andrew Ma") is a mysterious entity, first appearing in "A Foul Desecration" as a high-ranking officer in the Saxite Army. Not much is known about Andrew Mah in this early incarnation. It is referred in early Magnitudo passages as "Andrew Ma the Very Racially Insensitive," and is described as being "Saxe's Chief Lieutenant." How it attained this position in the Saxite Army is unknown. Mah (or "Ma," as the entity's name is spelled during its first incarnation) is killed by an arrow to the sack during the Battle of the Sanctum.

The next recorded reference to Andrew Mah is in the passage "Nobody Expects the Sizeite Inquistion," in which it is said to have been reincarnated as "Andrew Mah the Highly Cancerous." Andrew Mah the Highly Cancerous founds the Cancerite clan, which allies itself with the dying Sizeite Dominion and serves as a special taskforce of Sizeite Inquisitors, who arrest and try heretics on the behalf of Brother Cooper (Now Supreme Chancellor Price of the Sizeite Inquisition). As High Inquisitor, Andrew Mah is granted sweeping powers, which it eagerly abuses to serve its own cancerous ends. After the Sizeite Inquisition (along with other factors) triggers Brother Coulson's Sizulate Rebellion, the majority of the Sizeite Army defects to either the Sizulates or the newly resurgent BIGot faction. This leaves Supreme Magistrate Price with only Andrew Mah and its Cancerites, who stage a coup and overthrow Price, as depicted in the passages "One Mah for the Road" and "A Dank Betrayal." The Cancerite Coup signals the ultimate fall of Sizedom, and marks Andrew Mah's last recorded appearance in Magnitudo.